Reading NFL.com’s story on a Dallas Cowboy fan petitioning Barack Obama to get rid of Jerry Jones, is really way more joy than I can handle in the same week that my Redskins smacked up the Cowboys in their own stadium, and on Thanksgiving to boot.
“We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.“
Do you see what RGIII has reduced Cowboys Nation to?
Ok, they probably had this together BEFORE they faced the Redskins, but imagine how the guy who brought this to light must have felt when he had to listen to his beloved owner wax poetic about the greatness of RG3 ad nauseum.
Maybe someone should swing by that guy’s place and make sure he is okay.
The report goes on to say that, “Only 24,588 more (signatures) are required for Obama to take this seriously.”
What do you think Redskins Nation? Is it worth 25,000 of us getting together on this just to send a little good cheer and chaos to our ‘good friends’ in Cowboys Nation?
I’d sign that petition.
I know this though, in a week where my rookie quarterback firmly established himself as the new Cowboy Killer, I’m pretty giddy to see this kind of malaise in Texas.
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