Michael Jordan, a Hall of Fame Speech and One Whiney Columnist
Be like Mike? No thanks
By Rick Reilly
See what he did there with the headline? Clever! If we’re lucky this column will be filled with more “subtle” and “funny” references. Also, this is a ridiculous premise. You will never convince me some small part of the pasty white, nerdy and no longer culturally relevant Rick Reilly wouldn’t trade lives with the best basketball player ever.