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Postby 1niksder » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:05 pm

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Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his
blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
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Postby hailskins666 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:57 am

#-o
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Postby skinsfano28 » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:47 pm

wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww............slow day, eh?
Sean, may you always rest in peace and look down on us with the same love that we look up to you.

Hail to the Redskins!

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Postby NikiH » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:56 pm

Hey I think I know that girl, or several of her! ;-)
Whenever I start to get blue, I just breathe!

My favortie line from the Simpsons:

Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"

Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"

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Postby hailskins666 » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:31 pm

NikiH wrote:Hey I think I know that girl, or several of her! ;-)
yea, they can be found at the bar, in the club level, talking on a cell phone, in the middle of the 4th quarter with the game tied.
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Postby NikiH » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:49 pm

LMAO That is exactly right hailskins, because we all know football is about big leather chairs, cigars, and bloody mary bars!
Whenever I start to get blue, I just breathe!

My favortie line from the Simpsons:

Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"

Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"

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Postby air_hog » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:46 am

Hey, I actually thought that was kind of funny!

But that blonde girl you guys are talking about is actually my neighbors mom. We were at the Angel game at the begining of the season and she was on her phone, then some Angel hit a homer and the crowd went nuts; her response:

"(S word) I can't her you" :thump:
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Postby daa skins » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:34 pm

SEAN TAYLOR IS FINALLY CLEARED OF FACING UP TO 46 YEARS IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Fios » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:46 pm

daa skins wrote:SEAN TAYLOR IS FINALLY CLEARED OF FACING UP TO 46 YEARS IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hi, welcome to the site

1) Turn off caps lock

2) Click on the link below and take a moment to read the thread and get to know how we do things 'round here:

http://www.thehogs.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11
RIP Sean Taylor

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Postby tcwest10 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:26 am

daa skins wrote:SEAN TAYLOR IS FINALLY CLEARED OF FACING UP TO 46 YEARS IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If anybody asks me, I'll immediately nominate "Daa Skins" to be the News guy around here.
Lucky for you guys, nobody will. :)
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SOMETHING MAGICAL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!"
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