Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???
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Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???

For this thread I AM advocating we start Griff against the Eags. I was thinking about the possibility and, if it actually happened, what the outcomes could be. Here are a few I came up with.
Imagine Griff going 4-0. Further imagine a 4 game stat line of 1,000 yards, 70+% completion rate, 12 passing TDs, 0 picks, a running TD, and a 100+ QB rating.
Now imagine the Dallas game during bye week. It's Griff's 3rd start against those losers. They think they're laying in wait to avenge Turkey Day, but actually, we are breathing fire in anticipation of Griff's homecoming. Then Griff lights 'em up in "Griff's House" just like last year.
Finally, imagine such devastation that Cousins comes in for mop-up duty.
1 Mike would have had his cake and eaten it too.
2 Griff would be the frickin' toast of the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
3 This entire region would be ... excuse me ... cumming in our pants.
4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."

Hog Bowl III, V Champion (2011, 2013)
Hognostication Champion (2011, 2013, 2016)
Hognostibowl XII Champion (2017, 2018)
Scalp 'em, Swamp 'em,
We will take 'em big score!
Read 'em, Weep 'em Touchdown,
We want heap more!
Hognostication Champion (2011, 2013, 2016)
Hognostibowl XII Champion (2017, 2018)
Scalp 'em, Swamp 'em,
We will take 'em big score!
Read 'em, Weep 'em Touchdown,
We want heap more!
Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???
DarthMonk wrote:4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."
We already are:

"I’m never under the assumption that you draft for need. You draft the best available football player on the board. ... Because, in the long run, they are the ones who will help you win the most games." - Scot McCloughan
Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???
Irn-Bru wrote:DarthMonk wrote:4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."
We already are:
I'm welling up with tears. I LOVE the freakin' 'Skins.
Hog Bowl III, V Champion (2011, 2013)
Hognostication Champion (2011, 2013, 2016)
Hognostibowl XII Champion (2017, 2018)
Scalp 'em, Swamp 'em,
We will take 'em big score!
Read 'em, Weep 'em Touchdown,
We want heap more!
Hognostication Champion (2011, 2013, 2016)
Hognostibowl XII Champion (2017, 2018)
Scalp 'em, Swamp 'em,
We will take 'em big score!
Read 'em, Weep 'em Touchdown,
We want heap more!
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Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???
Irn-Bru wrote:DarthMonk wrote:4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."
We already are:
Have you posted this on multiple Cowboys sites, yet?
... perhaps an e-mail to Jerruh would be in order?

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"But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have"
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Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???
Countertrey wrote:Have you posted this on multiple Cowboys sites, yet?
... perhaps an e-mail to Jerruh would be in order?
I have it tucked away for when Cowboys trolls return to the site. It's been a while since the team's performance has let them do any trash talking, though . . .

"I’m never under the assumption that you draft for need. You draft the best available football player on the board. ... Because, in the long run, they are the ones who will help you win the most games." - Scot McCloughan
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