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Postby Countertrey » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:55 pm

Pre-emptive, Generic, Free Agent Thread

We should get him.

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Postby Fios » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:57 pm

He is a MUST have
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Postby Wysocki » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:01 pm

If we can sign him for the minimum, I say go for it...
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Postby Fios » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:04 pm

He is a LOCKER ROOM CANCER
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Postby Countertrey » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:21 pm

Fios wrote:He is a LOCKER ROOM CANCER


Well, yes, but it's not like that's a bad thing. We need him... and imagine how cool his Nike signature shoes would look in Maroon and Black!
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Postby REDEEMEDSKIN » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:21 pm

...but he's the final piece to get this team to the Super Bowl.
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Postby Fios » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:30 pm

Do we have any draft picks left? GET RID OF THEM NOW, THEY ARE POISON
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Postby KazooSkinsFan » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:39 pm

Fios wrote:Do we have any draft picks left? GET RID OF THEM NOW, THEY ARE POISON

Oh my God, you're right. FA's are poison too, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE! Remember, we don't sign anyone and we NEVER overpay. And think of the Cap space we'll have!
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Postby UK Skins Fan » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:24 pm

But, if we singed this guy, and drafted fingummybob, and put dem wid wassisname and doodah (you no, tha guy from Oshkosh?), then well have the sickest punt coverage teem in hole freakin' NLF.

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Postby Jake » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:58 pm

No!!!! Don't sign him!
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Postby Countertrey » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:47 pm

UK Skins Fan wrote:But, if we singed this guy, and drafted fingummybob, and put dem wid wassisname and doodah (you no, tha guy from Oshkosh?), then well have the sickest punt coverage teem in hole freakin' NLF.

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Oh, yeah! Not only that, but imagine how cool the break from the pre-game huddle would be... AWESOME!!!
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Postby brad7686 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:55 pm

I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
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Postby Countertrey » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:31 pm

brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!


I think his age has been exaggerated by The Washington Post, just so they can tweak the Danny...

I also have reliable information that that injury was little more than a cut from a dull Bic shaver. Nothing to worry about, at all... as you said.
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Postby UK Skins Fan » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:28 am

brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.
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Postby Countertrey » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:19 am

UK Skins Fan wrote:
brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.


Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...
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