"Why did I sign with the Nationals?"

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"Why did I sign with the Nationals?"

Postby Fios » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:59 pm

This is awesome:

Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.


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Postby ChocolateMilk » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:08 pm

Fios wrote:This is awesome:

Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.


God bless you Julian Tavarez :lol:

http://www.letsgotribe.com/2009/3/18/80 ... ith-the-na
hahah yeah i saw this... never heard anyone say anything like this for their reason for signing with a team
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Postby JansenFan » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:25 am

ROTFALMAO
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Postby Fios » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:34 pm

Wrong forum stupid cup, don't worry, I moved it
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Postby Fios » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:34 pm

Fios wrote:Wrong forum stupid cup, don't worry, I moved it


Heyyyyyyy
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Postby Bob 0119 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:14 pm

So, is he saying he signed with the Nationals because he was drunk?

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Postby Deadskins » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:10 pm

He had beer goggles for the Nats.
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Postby thedcnative » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:12 pm

Ha, ha, ha! That is funny. Unfortunately, the Nats are pretty much the "large woman" at the club that no one seems to want for the National League. At least Julian loves the Nats.
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