Trump Golf Course Bans Irn-Bru!

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Trump Golf Course Bans Irn-Bru!

Postby welch » Wed May 09, 2018 8:41 pm ... olf-resort

White House diplomacy has dipped to a new low after it emerged that Donald Trump’s luxury golf resort in Turnberry, Scotland, has banned Irn-Bru on the premises.

The ban came to light after guests asked for Scotland’s favourite non-alcoholic beverage to be supplied at an event but were refused because staff were concerned about potential spills.

The combination of colourants that give the fizzy drink its distinctive luminous orange hue are believed to be responsible for its notorious indelibility.

The five-star resort on the Ayrshire coast has recently benefited from a £200m upgrade, which is believed to have included hundreds of thousands of pounds spent on carpets.

Turnberry’s general manager, Ralph Porciani, told the Ayrshire Post: “We can’t have it staining when to replace the ballroom carpet would be £500,000 alone.

“We have villas here with Irn-Bru stains in the carpets which I can’t let.”

The latest affront comes after a change in recipe cut the sugar content of the drink by almost half following the introduction of the UK government’s sugar tax, prompting fans to stockpile cans of the original version.


THN awaits comment from a fan formerly from Annapolis. Stockpiling cans of Irn-Bru??
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Re: Trump Golf Course Bans Irn-Bru!

Postby Countertrey » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:01 pm

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That he didn't, didn't already have"
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