FYI: REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

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FYI: REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

Postby wormer » Thu May 27, 2004 1:28 pm

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, It's What's for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 : Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak Made Easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3 : Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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Postby Redskins Rule » Thu May 27, 2004 2:36 pm

ROTFALMAO THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!! ROTFALMAO

The Presidential Beer Bong has to be my favorite one!!!!!!!

Second favorite one is Blame Clinton, because that is truth!!!
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Re: FYI: REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

Postby 1niksder » Thu May 27, 2004 4:18 pm

wormer wrote:7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh


9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong


10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again



No EMTs for Rush after Second PBB .....I thought I saw a pattern forming

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Postby Scooter » Fri May 28, 2004 9:26 am

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Postby Redskins1974 » Fri May 28, 2004 10:03 am

That is hilarious b/c it's eerily true... (and sorry, not the part about clinton) - he just got a BJ - he didn't mess up the world.
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Postby Brandon777 » Fri May 28, 2004 2:52 pm

Redskins1974 wrote:That is hilarious b/c it's eerily true... (and sorry, not the part about clinton) - he just got a BJ - he didn't mess up the world.
While he was getting that BJ, Al Qaida blew up the Cole and were planning 9-11. If he wasn't busy sticking cigars in interns, he may have had his head in the right place, our nation's security.
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Postby Redskins Rule » Fri May 28, 2004 3:41 pm

Brandon777 wrote:While he was getting that BJ, Al Qaida blew up the Cole and were planning 9-11. If he wasn't busy sticking cigars in interns, he may have had his head in the right place, our nation's security.


Like I said.....my second favorite has got to be 'Blame Clinton' because that is the truth!!!!!
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Postby 1niksder » Fri May 28, 2004 4:56 pm

:? :? what red blooded REPUBLICAN is going to wait 5 and a half hours to blame Clinton :?: :wink:

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Postby Redskins Rule » Fri May 28, 2004 8:24 pm

1niksder wrote:what red blooded REPUBLICAN is going to wait 5 and a half hours to blame Clinton


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Thats a good point!! It wouldn't even take 5 and a half seconds.
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