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Postby Fios » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:53 pm

Hello, no one here has ever heard of me, please give me money
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Postby BESTMEMBEREVER » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:15 pm

I like what this guy has to say fellas, let's chip in and give him lots of money

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Postby Ravenzsuck » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:02 pm

check is in the mail

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Postby Fios » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:28 pm

FYI: As of this posting, I have received no money and not a single "welcome to the site"
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Postby General Failure » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:15 pm

GO HOME U STUPID GIANTS FAN!
I got your number. I steal your thunder. I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm.

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Postby 1niksder » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:25 pm

I was going to send you a C note but then that guy BESTMEMBEREVER chimed in, and that made me think that's a funny 1st post.

So I waited for you to thank those that had donated and if BME was on the list I would have sent the $100 but I see he didn't chip in. Had he given just one dollar you'd be $101 up but he let you down.

Now before BESTMEMBEREVER logs you out so he can log in, don't bother. His lies won't work. GF already exposed you as a Gints fan. No ones gonna give you anything now :nana:
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Postby Fios » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:52 pm

Listen, exposing my financial scheme for what it was is one thing but calling me a Giants fan? Ouch man
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Postby 1niksder » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:22 pm

I'm 1niksder I'd never call you anything but a Skins fan, That's between you and the beagle
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Postby Fios » Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:46 pm

BESTMEMBEREVER, who happens to be a sweet, blind, crippled 11 year old boy, is also very hurt by the accusations that he is a Giants fan. He's crying right now and he can't even wipe away the tears with his flippers.
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Postby tazlah » Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:57 pm

Fios wrote:BESTMEMBEREVER, who happens to be a sweet, blind, crippled 11 year old boy, is also very hurt by the accusations that he is a Giants fan. He's crying right now and he can't even wipe away the tears with his flippers.
Michael Jackson might help him! :shock: <ouch>
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Postby Fios » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:50 pm

MJ says the flippers are a turn off, even for him
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Postby tazlah » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:03 pm

Do they resemble your flippers... oops, I mean gloves?


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Postby Fios » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:43 pm

Listen, these happen to be state-of-the-art Glove-o-matic Gloves, equipped with heat seeking missiles and jet packs and the Super Kung-Fu Grip 2005. So don't belittle them. And yes, I asked for them in yellow, I'm comfortable with that.
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Postby tazlah » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:48 pm

Ooooo -- the Kung-Fu Grip 2005???? You got those???? I've been on a waiting list since December. hmph!

I asked for them in yellow, I'm comfortable with that.
Did you request the pink straw too?
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Postby Fios » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:01 pm

tazlah wrote:Did you request the pink straw too?


It was burgundy but I got caught in an acid rain storm and the rest is history.
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