Sapp's dance through the stretch lines

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Sapp's dance through the stretch lines

Postby Texas Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:22 am

If fatboy tries that stuff at FEDX on Sunday, the Skins ought to have a plan where a backup player (preferably a larger backup player that we can spare) grabs fatboy and starts a fight with him, causing both to be ejected. That would be ideal. However, Lavar needs to stay away and save it for the game. :nana:
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Postby NC43Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:30 am

Or do some "animal house immature" style prank that makes him look like a complete idiot (shouldn't be too hard). :moon: Would take some planing but "we are just the guys" to do it. Maybe just form a circle around him and laugh and point hysterically. I know, they can all make fun of the jiggy endzone dance.

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Postby BossHog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:02 pm

Since Dave Fiore should be back, I nominate Derrick Dockery for the shenannigans. At 6'6" 350+... I think he qualifies as a 'larger back-up'.
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Postby Texas Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:02 pm

right...that would be funny if the whole team during stretching, got up and starting that ridiculous jiggy dance of his
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Postby BossHog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:06 pm

Maybe we could get the multitudes in attendance at Fed Ex to do a line dance version of the jiggy dance too.

I can just see fatboy standing on the 50, steam coming out of his ears.

of course... I'm not convinced that this is one bull that needs any coaxing. Maybe we're better off slipping him a laxative :-)
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Postby Texas Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:09 pm

:)

I like the laxative idea!

The Hoggettes doing the jiggy dance would be funny!


As bad as Dockery has played....don't we still need him considering he's our #1 guard backup to our banged up guards? I sure hope Thomas is ok.
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Postby BossHog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:14 pm

The post mentioned that Friedman might get the next crack anyway... not Dockery... so we have two options at guard.

Take out Sapp and I could play guard... well maybe not me... but our own beloved Wingman for sure.
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Postby Texas Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:20 pm

Booger is a handfull as well! Moore will need help....and for that matter Chris and Jon, the way they've been playing.
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Postby NC43Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:33 pm

We're deviating Guys.

Ok, how about liguid heat in his jock strap. He'd be doing one mammoth jiggy hop then.

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I like the crowd activity - maybe just point and laugh when he comes out. If we get him good and riled up maybe he will keep jumping offsides before we have a chance to false start.
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Postby Texas Hog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:55 pm

we can definetely count on many more false starts this week
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Postby SkinsChic » Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:17 pm

Excellent Idea Texas Hog !!!
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Postby Scooter » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:10 pm

I'd pay to see somebody do a Kyle Turley immitation with him running through our stretch line with his tongue hangin out. Just one helmet, thrown at a forty yard toss velocity - smacking Sapp directly in the face. Too violent? Nah, it's not like he has to worry about being involved in a horribly disfiguring accident with his mug! This is a gut-check game fellas. The Skins are for real if they beat the Bucs - no if, ands or butts about it.

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Postby hailskins666 » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:43 pm

a trip wire would be nice if fatboy skips through the strech lines. and if the skins score a td the whole team, sideline, stadium, etc, etc needs to get "jiggy" all at the same time.
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Postby BossHog » Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:15 pm

Scooter!!!!!!!!

The Skins are for real if they beat the Bucs - no if, ands or butts about it.


I have to admit, it's nice to even tender the thought of winning this game. I still don't think we're there yet, but I don't think we've used up a lot of luck thus far this season. Odd considering our two huge comebacks? I think we earned both of them and still didn't get many lucky breaks.

We could use some Sunday.
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