Chad Ochocinco writes to commish

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Chad Ochocinco writes to commish

Postby 1niksder » Sun May 13, 2012 2:17 am

Chad Ochocinco writes to commish

Dear Dad,
I know it has been a rough week, so I wanted to reach out. Players dying, players suing and on top of that my peers are just going off on you in the media. It does not help that ESPN has all of a sudden become Medical TV with damn near every brain expert on the planet. This has got to be the worst week ever. Since no one is showing any support, I figured I would be the first. You are in one big ass catch 22 and quite frankly, I am not sure there is any solution. One thing I think can help is killing the NFL PR machine.
Y'all do a darn near perfect job at portraying this game as one played by heroes.
But let's be real dad. This is a nasty, dirty and violent game with consequences. Sign up or go get a regular job. Watch it or turn off the TV and go fishing with your kids. It is really that simple. I know there are probably legal and financial implications that prevent this blunt depiction, but am not sure if you have a choice. If you don't say it now, the mounting evidence being revealed publicly will say it for you very soon. In all, I love you and if anyone can lead us out of this mess, it will be you. Oh by the way, I have a deal for you. Am having a rebound year and plan to do a lot of celebrating in the end zone. Can my fine money go to supporting ex-players suffering?

Sincerely,
Chad
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Postby Irn-Bru » Sun May 13, 2012 9:33 am

Who?

Something tells me he won't be doing much celebrating in end zones this year. He might want to call TO to ask what happens the day you lose "it" and no one wants you anymore. From what I understand it's a rough, lonely experience.
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Postby Redskin in Canada » Mon May 14, 2012 11:06 am

Dad?

Daddy??

Sugar Daddy???

Have some DIGNITY man!!!

There is only so much SUCKING up to the commish that can be tolerated before you become his toy.

Looking forward to a career in NFL management now that the player career is in the tank?

Lack of DIGNITY will get you NOWHERE!!!
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Re: Chad Ochocinco writes to commish

Postby DarthMonk » Mon May 14, 2012 12:02 pm

1niksder wrote:Chad Ochocinco writes to commish

Dear Dad,
I know it has been a rough week, so I wanted to reach out. Players dying, players suing and on top of that my peers are just going off on you in the media. It does not help that ESPN has all of a sudden become Medical TV with damn near every brain expert on the planet. This has got to be the worst week ever. Since no one is showing any support, I figured I would be the first. You are in one big ass catch 22 and quite frankly, I am not sure there is any solution. One thing I think can help is killing the NFL PR machine.
Y'all do a darn near perfect job at portraying this game as one played by heroes.
But let's be real dad. This is a nasty, dirty and violent game with consequences. Sign up or go get a regular job. Watch it or turn off the TV and go fishing with your kids. It is really that simple. I know there are probably legal and financial implications that prevent this blunt depiction, but am not sure if you have a choice. If you don't say it now, the mounting evidence being revealed publicly will say it for you very soon. In all, I love you and if anyone can lead us out of this mess, it will be you. Oh by the way, I have a deal for you. Am having a rebound year and plan to do a lot of celebrating in the end zone. Can my fine money go to supporting ex-players suffering?

Sincerely,
Chad


I take this with a good dose of sarcasm and therefore now have some respect for Chad Eight Five.

PS - I heard he might change his name to Chad Hachi Go.

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Postby The Hogster » Tue May 15, 2012 5:47 am

Chad does anything for attention. It was cool when he was good.
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Postby Chris Luva Luva » Tue May 15, 2012 6:25 am

Redskin in Canada wrote:Have some DIGNITY man!!!


This. That letter was creepy...
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