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Postby tribeofjudah » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:57 pm

I like that Craigslist poster. WELL SAID man.....!!!
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Postby DarthMonk » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:40 pm

Check out this ad:

I have 1 extra ticket (Section 429, row 24) available to the Redskins vs. Cowboys game on December 30th at FedEx Field.

Seats are on the visitor side at the 35 yard line. Only selling to Redskins fans.

Accepting offers up until Sunday at midnight. Will text winner on Monday so please provide your cell phone number, if you would prefer for me to contact you via email please let me know. Seeking a minimum of $250, first person to offer $350 gets the ticket. If no one offers $350, it will go to the highest bidder.


My nose is bleeding already. Top row upper deck for perhaps as little as $250! Wow! Can't wait to give him my cell and email.

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Postby Bob 0119 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:07 pm

DarthMonk wrote:Check out this ad:

I have 1 extra ticket (Section 429, row 24) available to the Redskins vs. Cowboys game on December 30th at FedEx Field.

Seats are on the visitor side at the 35 yard line. Only selling to Redskins fans.

Accepting offers up until Sunday at midnight. Will text winner on Monday so please provide your cell phone number, if you would prefer for me to contact you via email please let me know. Seeking a minimum of $250, first person to offer $350 gets the ticket. If no one offers $350, it will go to the highest bidder.


My nose is bleeding already. Top row upper deck for perhaps as little as $250! Wow! Can't wait to give him my cell and email.

Image

:puke:


Right? And it's an "extra" ticket which means you'll get to sit next to him while he spends you $250 on a hot dog and a beer!
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Postby DarthMonk » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:05 pm

Bob 0119 wrote:
DarthMonk wrote:Check out this ad:

I have 1 extra ticket (Section 429, row 24) available to the Redskins vs. Cowboys game on December 30th at FedEx Field.

Seats are on the visitor side at the 35 yard line. Only selling to Redskins fans.

Accepting offers up until Sunday at midnight. Will text winner on Monday so please provide your cell phone number, if you would prefer for me to contact you via email please let me know. Seeking a minimum of $250, first person to offer $350 gets the ticket. If no one offers $350, it will go to the highest bidder.


My nose is bleeding already. Top row upper deck for perhaps as little as $250! Wow! Can't wait to give him my cell and email.

Image

:puke:


Right? And it's an "extra" ticket which means you'll get to sit next to him while he spends you $250 on a hot dog and a beer!


No kidding.

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Postby DarthMonk » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:05 pm

DarthMonk wrote:
Bob 0119 wrote:
DarthMonk wrote:Check out this ad:

I have 1 extra ticket (Section 429, row 24) available to the Redskins vs. Cowboys game on December 30th at FedEx Field.

Seats are on the visitor side at the 35 yard line. Only selling to Redskins fans.

Accepting offers up until Sunday at midnight. Will text winner on Monday so please provide your cell phone number, if you would prefer for me to contact you via email please let me know. Seeking a minimum of $250, first person to offer $350 gets the ticket. If no one offers $350, it will go to the highest bidder.


My nose is bleeding already. Top row upper deck for perhaps as little as $250! Wow! Can't wait to give him my cell and email.

Image

:puke:


Right? And it's an "extra" ticket which means you'll get to sit next to him while he spends you $250 on a hot dog and a beer!


No kidding.

Crack is one thing. Bad crack is another.


Then there's Hink.
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Postby DarthMonk » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:32 pm

Suddenly seeing this:

Dec 23 - need 4 skins tickets. $1000 in hand ready to buy - $1000 (dmv)
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Postby DarthMonk » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:03 pm

They are out there but I was late:

Washington Redskins vs Dallas Cowboys -4 tickets-NOT A SCALPER- - $1

Date: 2012-12-25, 8:53PM EST
Reply to this post 3mpv7-3500953344@sale.craigslist.org[?]
For sale -4 tickets Washington Redskins vs Dallas Cowboys ,sec 301.email or text 701-566-0732
not a scalper.
face value
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Postby DarthMonk » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:30 pm

Just replied to this:

Two tickets in Section 117 Row 18 and Green Lot parking pass. Face value is $275 for everything.


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Postby rskin72 » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:43 am

I have season tickets so I can go to the home games. After several seasons of sucking, no way would I miss a cowturd game to decide the nfce.

Sure there will be a few cowturd fans there.....but there will be far more skin fans......same as games vs the beagles, gnats and buzzards this year. All it takes is for our offense to light up the scoreboard and those opposition fans shut up pretty quickly.
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Postby REDEEMEDSKIN » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:49 am

Great read. I was hoping to give blood for tickets, literally (at the FedEx blood drive yesterday), when I saw those prices. Would love to go, but I gotta be wise with the funds.
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Postby DarthMonk » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:18 pm

This one is just weird:

REDSKINS/COWBOYS game w/ADLT FLM STARLETT CANDICE NICOLE - $1 (LOGE 406)

Date: 2012-12-28, 2:48PM EST
Reply to this post fbgkn-3506760780@sale.craigslist.org[?]
I have two tickets for Sunday's Redskins/Cowboys game to sell in my section LOGE 406, row 1. Enjoy climate controlled seating, buffet, platinum A lot parking---and meet me!!
I accept cash and paypal ;o)
Reply with your serious offer for both tickets and your cell phone.
Will meet you at I495 exit 15 at the HOME DEPOT prior to the game to exchange tickets.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ ... 60780.html
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Postby DarthMonk » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:42 pm

Best one yet:

One 105 sec Redskins vs Cowboy Ticket for half hour blowjob - $1 (Fairfax)

Date: 2012-12-28, 7:17PM EST
Reply to this post hrsms-3507379737@sale.craigslist.org[?]
105 section redskins vs. cowboys ticket for half hour blowjob.

must take off shirt and bra. you can bring a friend for your own protection.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 79737.html
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Postby DarthMonk » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:47 pm

This was good too:

I have Three TICKETS available to this Sunday's Game Washington Redskins vs Dallas Cowboys NFC ShowDown. I want $750 for all three. Tickets will go fast for this BIG GAME. This is a great price but I am open to reasonable offers. Don't miss this game of a lifetime. Section 426 row 9. Hard tickets. will drop off tonight.

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