Chad Ochocinco Slaps Lawyer's Ass in Court

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Chad Ochocinco Slaps Lawyer's Ass in Court

Postby DarthMonk » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:19 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ArawVqsbM

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No suit, chewing gum, flippant. What a fool.
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Postby SKINS#1 » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:12 am

And now he is headed to jail, not a smart move.

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Re: Chad Ochocinco Slaps Lawyer's Ass in Court

Postby emoses14 » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:09 am

DarthMonk wrote:
No suit, chewing gum, flippant. What a fool.


And in other breaking news, water is wet.

The man's legal name is Chad Ochocinco. He changed it TO THAT.
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Postby Deadskins » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:51 am

Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????
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Re: Chad Ochocinco Slaps Lawyer's Ass in Court

Postby DarthMonk » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:51 am

emoses14 wrote:
DarthMonk wrote:
No suit, chewing gum, flippant. What a fool.


And in other breaking news, water is wet.

The man's legal name is Chad Ochocinco. He changed it TO THAT.


Water being wet is actually debateable. Not so with Chad and his foolishness in the courtroom. Monkey

Also, On July 24, 2012, Ochocinco changed his name back to Johnson.

And Ochocinco doesn't even mean eighty-five.

It'd be like Griff changing his name to Onezero.

BTW ...

85 is the product of two prime numbers (5 and 17), and is therefore a biprime; specifically, the 24th biprime not counting perfect squares. Together with 86 and 87, it forms the second cluster of three consecutive biprimes. The aliquot sum of 85 is 23 within the aliquot sequence (23,1,0), 85 being the second composite number in the 23-aliquot tree.

85 is an octahedral number, a centered triangular number, a centered square number, and a decagonal number.

85 can be expressed as a sum of two squares in two ways, 85= 92 + 22 = 72 + 62, the lowest number to have this property with all squares greater than 1. It is also the length of the hypotenuse of four pythagorean triangles.

In base 10 it is a Smith number.

85 is 1111 (a repunit) in base 4.

85 was also the jersey number of a fool.
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Re: Chad Ochocinco Slaps Lawyer's Ass in Court

Postby Deadskins » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:58 am

DarthMonk wrote:85 can be expressed as a sum of two squares in two ways, 85= 92 + 22 = 72 + 62

Say what?
I get it now. You meant 9^2 + 2^2 and 7^2 + 6^2.
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Re: Chad Ochocinco Slaps Lawyer's Ass in Court

Postby DarthMonk » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:06 am

Deadskins wrote:
DarthMonk wrote:85 can be expressed as a sum of two squares in two ways, 85= 92 + 22 = 72 + 62

Say what?


Cut and paste error:

9^2 + 2^2 = 7^2 + 6^2 = 81 + 4 = 49 + 36

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Postby DarthMonk » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:16 am

Deadskins wrote:Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????


I know what you're saying but he actually got 30 days for violating probation. She denied his plea deal because he made a mockery of the court. The butt slap was the clincher as he displayed flippancy throughout.

Johnson, 35, reportedly failed to report to his probation officer twice and didn’t show the required proof of enrollment in a domestic violence education class.

He received 12-months’ probation after a 2012 conviction that involved ex-wife Evelyn Lozada and was required to take domestic violence intervention classes.

The former Dolphins receiver was accused of head-butting his then newlywed wife during an argument in front of their home outside Miami and was then arrested and charged with simple battery and domestic violence.

Their disagreement began on August 11, 2012 when Lozada, 37, confronted Johnson about a receipt she found for a box of condoms. She was later treated for a cut on her forehead.

He appeared before a Broward County courtroom May 20 over the alleged probation violations when the judge ordered he be arrested and jailed with a bond set at $1,000.

While a plea deal was in the works Johnson screwed it up by slapping his male lawyer’s butt during the hearing, which enraged the judge who asked him if he thought this was all a “joke.”

“I had no intent to make this a joke,” he said, “because my life is in shambles right now.”

In turn, the deal was tossed, the former pro athlete was kicked out of the courtroom and has now been sentenced to a month in lock down.

In addition, his probation was extended to December 21, 2013 with 25 hours of community service and extra therapy sessions.
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Postby Countertrey » Tue Jun 11, 2013 5:51 pm

Deadskins wrote:Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????
Mock the judge at your peril... especially when it has already been determined that you are guilty.
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Postby yupchagee » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:37 pm

Deadskins wrote:Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????


& no jail time for domestic abuse. What is that judge smoking?
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Postby Countertrey » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:00 pm

yupchagee wrote:
Deadskins wrote:Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????


& no jail time for domestic abuse. What is that judge smoking?
The jail time IS for domestic abuse. He had plea bargained. The prosecutor had agreed. The hearing was for the judge to sign off on it... when he decided to clown out, she said, "screw that" and threw out the plea deal... meaning, "sit your ass in jail".
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Postby yupchagee » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:46 pm

Countertrey wrote:
yupchagee wrote:
Deadskins wrote:Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????


& no jail time for domestic abuse. What is that judge smoking?
The jail time IS for domestic abuse. He had plea bargained. The prosecutor had agreed. The hearing was for the judge to sign off on it... when he decided to clown out, she said, "screw that" and threw out the plea deal... meaning, "sit your ass in jail".


OK. That part wasn't clear to me.
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Postby 1niksder » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:15 am

yupchagee wrote:
Countertrey wrote:
yupchagee wrote:
Deadskins wrote:Not saying he's not an idiot, but still... 30 days for slapping your lawyer's ass?????


& no jail time for domestic abuse. What is that judge smoking?
The jail time IS for domestic abuse. He had plea bargained. The prosecutor had agreed. The hearing was for the judge to sign off on it... when he decided to clown out, she said, "screw that" and threw out the plea deal... meaning, "sit your ass in jail".


OK. That part wasn't clear to me.


He got probation for the domestic abuse but being the knucklehead that he is, he missed two meetings with his probation officer and never enrolled in a domestic violence class as ordered, which is why he was back in court. He had a deal in place that would have added 90 days and community service to the original sentence. Again Chad being Chad he slapped his mouth piece on the ass in front of a legally blind Judge and got 30 days of tax payers hospitality.
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Postby Irn-Bru » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:23 am

This guy was on top of the world just 3-4 years ago. He could be having beers in the Bahamas, but instead he's probably squandered almost all of his money and admits that his life is in shambles. What a waste.
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Postby Deadskins » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:44 pm

He's out now, after apologizing to the judge.
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