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Postby DarthMonk » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:18 am

Golf needs more Dufners.

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Postby Deadskins » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:37 am

Even if you're a duffer, you can always be a Dufner. :lol:
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Postby DarthMonk » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:29 pm

Deadskins wrote:Even if you're a duffer, you can always be a Dufner. :lol:


Dude. That deserved a dude.

He's on the all name team.

A few others:

Sandy Lyle
Duffy Waldorf
Wiffy Cox
Chip Beck
Willy Wood
Tiger Woods
Forest Fezler
Bunky Henry
Gary Player

Then there the simply funny ones:

Dicky Pride
Charles Howell III

These are actually sentences:

Imperatives -

Rocco Mediate.
Boo Weekly.
Chuck Fruit.
Chip Beck (again)

Declaratives -

Fred Couples.
Bob Burns.
Justin Rose.
D. A. Points.

Don't ask (don't tell)
Tyrone Van Asswegen
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We will take 'em big score!
Read 'em, Weep 'em Touchdown,
We want heap more!

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Postby Deadskins » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:17 pm

Don't forget Dick Trickle. Not a golfer, but what a name!
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Postby Countertrey » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:58 pm

Deadskins wrote:Don't forget Dick Trickle. Not a golfer, but what a name!
... and much loved by Urologists across the country, btw...
"That's a clown question, bro"
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Postby DarthMonk » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:17 pm

Door opened ...

Deadskins wrote:Don't forget Dick Trickle. Not a golfer, but what a name!


... and jumped through!

Basketball
Chubby Cox
Ivana Mandic
DeWanna Bonner
Uwe Blab
Larry Bird

Baseball
Rusty Kuntz
Urban Shocker
Cumberland "Cum" Posey
Steve Sharts
Ethan Faggett

Soccer
Dean Windass

Volleyball
Yoshie Takesh!ta

Football
Craphonso Thorpe
Dick Butkus
Dick Felt
Fair Hooker
Jim Bob Cooter
Kyle Sackrider (a tight end!!)
Lucious Pusey
Buzz Nutter (a center!!)

Track and Field
Kim Yoo Suk (a pole vaulter!!)

Car Racing
Dick Trickle

Hockey
Ron Tugnutt
Miroslav Satan

Others
Doug Fister
Misty Hyman
Dick Pole
Ars Bandeet
Albert Pujols

Gotta stop now.
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Hognostication Champion (2011, 2013)


Scalp 'em, Swamp 'em,
We will take 'em big score!
Read 'em, Weep 'em Touchdown,
We want heap more!

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