OMG!!!!!! NEW COACH, NEW SPORT!!!!

by **skinsmaniacinNY** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:45 pm

obviously spurrier is not doing his job correctly or else the skins would have been in the playoffs last year. and why get rid of davis?? oh well, who knows with the fun and gun.

anyway, from a reliable source i have in the news in new york area, this was not supposed to be leaked out since both sides are wanting to keep it hush hush, but i got it and i will speill it cause i think it could potentially happen and be the greatest thing to happen in skins nation.

i heard that, since it is coming to be the last year of his contract, Dan Snyder is talking to the boss himself, George Steinbrenner and also Joe Torre about a possible sport switch. i mean, i guess they figure a coach is a coach. and i looked into it and Torre does have precious football experience.

SO GET READY TO CHALK UP A SUPOERBOWL WIN IN THE NEXT COUPLE YEARS WHEN TORRE COMES TO TOWN!!!!

by **doeslammer** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:10 pm

That scares the He!! out of me, that is all we need another person with no NFL experience, and don't take this wrong, baseball and football or 2 totally different sports. I hope this is a joke and it is on me !! I am not busting on you skinsmaniacinNY but how does joe torre draw up NFL plays or nows how too. Yes he is a great manager of the Yankees but never mind. I am out !!!

by **BossHog** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:41 pm

Well 2 things...

1) Welcome to the board, and

2) How far have we sunk when we cannot even denounce crazy rumors like this one due to the Danny's appearance of utter ineptness at making decisions for this franchise.

This would take the cake as the dumbest transaction in the history of SPORTS. It would be like hiring the best doctor in the world to represent you at a murder trial. Or better yet... having the best lawyer in the world take out your spleen.

Maybe we can sign Shaq to play RDE while we're at it... it's been a dream of mine for a long time. :-)

Oh and I heard Wayne Gretzky was going to take over our scouting department.

by **redskincity** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:05 pm

by **Texas Hog** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:12 pm

I think Shaq would do a better job than Bruce has this year.

by **SkinsChic** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:45 am

Oh pleaseeeeeeeee.....and we're believin this crap ?????

by **newshog** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:46 pm

by **Scooter** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:07 pm

First, Steinbrenner is going to unfreeze Ted William's head, convince Mary Lou Retton to produce a combo/love child, raised by wolves in the wilderness, then coached by Ty Willingham with a double major in political science and mathematics, with a minor in Portugese... yeah, I heard the same rumor :0P

by **BossHog** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:24 pm

... of all people you pick Mary Lou Retton to bear this love child?

Some kind of gymnastics fetish brother? Or did you just want the offspring to have nice teeth?

by **Texas Hog** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:34 pm

by **skinsNut** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:10 pm

Could you guys stop making me laugh... I'm trying to be depressed over here.

by **Justice Hog** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:22 pm

Actually, I could offer to pull a guy out of prison that I sent away and, as a condition of his parole, he can coach the Skins!

Naah. He'd be better suited for the Cowboys considering his background.

by **BossHog** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:57 pm

I though parolees could only play in the league... not coach.

The Cowboys can't have him, it's a parole violation to have contact with other ex-cons.

by **hailskins666** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:59 pm

man i %*#@ing hate baseball....those panzies don't know what presure is. those 2 losers can't even spell super bowl. now i'm really depressed, yea thats just what i'll do, switch sports...... instead of being a contractor, i think i'll just be a neurologist, or maybe a self proclaimed rocket scientist....... WTF?!?!?!