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Justice Hog
Pursuer of Justice
Joined: 10 Jun 2003
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Location: Newark, Delaware
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:58 pm Post subject: Potential Free Dream Seat For The Eagles Game? |
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I'll just give you all advance notice of this one.
I'm planning on taking one of my very good friends (an Eagles fan) to the Eagles game. When I told him to be at my house at 6:00 AM to leave for the game, he immediately starting whining, crying and moaning - "It's too early, it's too early." I told him - 'The bus is leaving at 6:00 AM. If you're here, great. If not, I'm leaving you in Delaware."
I'm going to be speaking to him about this later in the week to confirm whether he man enough to get his buttocks out of be early that day. If not, I'm gonna cancel my invite to him and invite one of you (again). My only requirement is that you (1) be at the tailgate at 9:00 AM so I have someone to hang out with, drink with, and (2) be willing to hold my hair when I puke.  
Keep your eyes on this thread later in the week. If my friend's ticket becomes available to any of you, I'll post it here by Friday, December 8th. |
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Fios
The Evil Straw
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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Um ... wow ... keep me posted ... I suppose I should add here that I am a blast to hang out with and would GLADLY show up at 9AM  |
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joebagadonuts
Mmmm...donuts
Joined: 21 Jan 2004
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| How can you hold his hair back, though, with those shrimpy little arms -- I mean, missle launchers? |
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Fios
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I have a laser setting that, according to the owners manual, can "precisely target and remove any hairs that might be inhibiting and/or sullied by vomit."
I should take this opportunity to publicly apologize to one Jeff Smith who got a ... closer shave than he bargained for the first time I used the laser setting.
Stay strong old Half Head! |
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REDEEMEDSKIN
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Location: Northern Virginia
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: |
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TRO will be on call for the dream seat. Let me know, and I'll make plans ahead of time.  |
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joebagadonuts
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| Fios wrote: | I have a laser setting that, according to the owners manual, can "precisely target and remove any hairs that might be inhibiting and/or sullied by vomit."
I should take this opportunity to publicly apologize to one Jeff Smith who got a ... closer shave than he bargained for the first time I used the laser setting.
Stay strong old Half Head! |
Ah, I always forget the laser setting. |
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tazlah
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Joined: 03 Jul 2003
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Location: London, Ontario
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:41 am Post subject: |
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| Fios wrote: | | I suppose I should add here that I am a blast to hang out with ... |
When you're upright! You're kind of a flop after a shot or two of tequila.
| Fios wrote: | | I have a laser setting that, according to the owners manual, can "precisely target and remove any hairs that might be inhibiting and/or sullied by vomit." |
This laser setting must have been on the latest release following this summer's annual THN tequila night.
Whoever goes with JH to the Eagles game... have a great time! |
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Fios
The Evil Straw
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| tazlah wrote: | | When you're upright! You're kind of a flop after a shot or two of tequila. |
Six shots, thank you very much
| tazlah wrote: | | This laser setting must have been on the latest release following this summer's annual THN tequila night. |
Nope, been there all along ... I don't have any hair ... issues ... so I didn't need to use it |
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BossHog
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| Fios wrote: | | Six shots, thank you very much |
Seriously, I want to speak up for the guy here... he matched the ladies shot for shot.
Good thing that laser can also apparently 'precisely target' porcelain. |
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Fios
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| BossHog wrote: | | Fios wrote: | | Six shots, thank you very much |
Seriously, I want to speak up for the guy here... he matched the ladies shot for shot.
Good thing that laser can also apparently 'precisely target' porcelain. |
Touche |
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Justice Hog
Pursuer of Justice
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Location: Newark, Delaware
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FYI
As it turns out, the Eagles ticket will not be available. I'm giving it to a friend of mine. |
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REDEEMEDSKIN
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| Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Justice Hog wrote: | FYI
As it turns out, the Eagles ticket will not be available. I'm giving it to a friend of mine. |
Thanks for the 411. |
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SkinsChic
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Joined: 01 Aug 2003
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Location: Edgewater, MD
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| Justice Hog wrote: | FYI
As it turns out, the Eagles ticket will not be available. I'm giving it to a friend of mine. |
I surely hope it's a Redskin Fan "friend". We are going to need all the help we can get. The place is going to be packed with Eagles Trashy Fans. |
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frankcal20
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| I don't know if I'm going to the game this week or not. Do I want to spend $300 minimum to see us most likely loose. Wouldn't it make more sense to spend say $500 to see us win next year? |
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| frankcal20 wrote: | | I don't know if I'm going to the game this week or not. Do I want to spend $300 minimum to see us most likely loose. Wouldn't it make more sense to spend say $500 to see us win next year? |
Are you kidding? We will obliterate the Eagles this week.
As for spending $300, if you've already budgeted for it, then okay. But, if it's gonna bust your budget, then you ought to reconsider.  |
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