Marital Counseling......Naah!
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- Justice Hog
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Marital Counseling......Naah!
by Justice Hog » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:43 pm
So...I'm sitting at my computer last night perusing through all of THEHOGS.NET posts on these wonderful message boards...when this woman comes into my room and asks,
What? Me? Come on! ("Was she some sort of Cowboys or Eagles spy?", I thought to myself? Hmmmmmmm?)
Yes, I may have 2 Redskins tattoos. Yes, I may spend 1-2 hours a night on the computer reading/posting information on THEHOGS.NET. Yes, I may have Redskins paraphernalia all over the place. Obsessive?!?!?!!?
NO! I claimed, I'm just an avid Redskins fan...and I enjoy what I'm doing so if you don't like it, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
(This was said to a woman whom I divorced on 12/30/03...and is still residing with me until she finds a place to stay.)
Her question to me merely solidified my reason(s) for breaking it off. She, obviously, is not the one for me if she thinks I am spending too much time thinking about the Redskins! (I'm thinkin' now that maybe I should just find someone who is just as much a Redskins fan as I am.)
Obsessive?
Not me! (I thought as I turned back to my computer humming "Hail to the Redskins")
P.S.: Note to all of you Redskins cheerleaders that may be reading this.....Justice Hog IS AVAILABLE! Drop me a PM!
I don't mean to start an argument or anything...but....don't you think you're a little too obsessive about the Redskins?
What? Me? Come on! ("Was she some sort of Cowboys or Eagles spy?", I thought to myself? Hmmmmmmm?)
Yes, I may have 2 Redskins tattoos. Yes, I may spend 1-2 hours a night on the computer reading/posting information on THEHOGS.NET. Yes, I may have Redskins paraphernalia all over the place. Obsessive?!?!?!!?
NO! I claimed, I'm just an avid Redskins fan...and I enjoy what I'm doing so if you don't like it, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
(This was said to a woman whom I divorced on 12/30/03...and is still residing with me until she finds a place to stay.)
Her question to me merely solidified my reason(s) for breaking it off. She, obviously, is not the one for me if she thinks I am spending too much time thinking about the Redskins! (I'm thinkin' now that maybe I should just find someone who is just as much a Redskins fan as I am.)
Obsessive?
Not me! (I thought as I turned back to my computer humming "Hail to the Redskins")
P.S.: Note to all of you Redskins cheerleaders that may be reading this.....Justice Hog IS AVAILABLE! Drop me a PM!
Fran Farren
"Justice Hog"
Newark, DE
6th person to join the "new THN message boards"
Section 341, Row 8, Seats #15 & #16
"Justice that love gives is a surrender, justice that law gives is a punishment."
-Mohandas Gandhi
"Justice Hog"
Newark, DE
6th person to join the "new THN message boards"
Section 341, Row 8, Seats #15 & #16
"Justice that love gives is a surrender, justice that law gives is a punishment."
-Mohandas Gandhi
by NikiH » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:08 pm
Just a little warning. Being Redskin's fans together isn't enoough to hold a marriage together. LOL It's a good start though I guess.
Whenever I start to get blue, I just breathe!
My favortie line from the Simpsons:
Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"
Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"
My favortie line from the Simpsons:
Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"
Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"
by JansenFan » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:17 pm
It certainly makes things easier on sunday though.
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
- skinsfaninroanoke
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by skinsfaninroanoke » Thu Mar 11, 2004 7:22 am
I married a Niners fan - but she has converted to being a true Skins fan...
The main thing I found is that we share the same interest in sports, and that, I found, is the secret to true happiness in a marriage - you ought to hear my woman when we go to a game - she yells louder than I do
Just celebrated our 9th anniversary on 2/17... not too shabby in this day and age I suppose
The main thing I found is that we share the same interest in sports, and that, I found, is the secret to true happiness in a marriage - you ought to hear my woman when we go to a game - she yells louder than I do
Just celebrated our 9th anniversary on 2/17... not too shabby in this day and age I suppose
Rich in Roanoke
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