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DarthMonk
DarthMonk
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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| Scottskins wrote: | Actually darth, im my own daddy. Figure that one out  |
I thought LPJ was your daddy.
BTW - Actually, that's easy. You married your step-mom after she broke it off with your bio dad then you divorced her but she's still your girlfriend and the dad you reefered to in your first post is you.
If anyone is confused do a bong hit. |
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langleyparkjoe
**LPJ**
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
Posts: 6010
Location: Langley Park, MD *Tick Tock*
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:59 am Post subject: |
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| DarthMonk wrote: | | Scottskins wrote: | | Actually darth, im my own daddy. Figure that one out |
I thought LPJ was your daddy. |
Weeeeeeeell, I wasn't always married so anything's possible.  |
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ATX_Skins
ATX
Joined: 29 Oct 2008
Posts: 3325
Location: NOVA
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| rskin72 wrote: | Thought we were pretty much done with this weed topic.....as far as I am concerned it would have been better if Davis would have just said something along lines of "Hey, I inhaled and got caught, and paid the price. It won't happen again".
I got popped on a piss test in the Navy a long, long time ago. I also claimed it was my first time smoking, when in reality I was pretty much constant smoker and had been since my teens. So....when I hear someone get caught at something, then say "well, it was my first time".....I am suspicious of that. On the positive side, I quite after that test....and have not smoked again mainly due to my job requirements. So, hopefully Davis and Williams have done the same.
To me, the past is just that....let's see what happens now. Hopefully Fred has done some maturing in his lifestyle.... |
 and what exactly was the punishment?
It was one and done with us in the Marines. |
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Deadskins
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Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 14756
Location: Location, LOCATION!
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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| DarthMonk wrote: | | Scottskins wrote: | | My girlfriends daughters dad ... |
Wouldn't that make your girlfriend married to the dad? Or maybe your girlfriend divorced him. Or maybe the daughter is "illegitimate."
Are you your own grandpa?
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother.
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I'm my own grandpaw. |
Ahh, someone listened to Dr. Demento when they were a kid.  |
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ACW
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Joined: 22 Jun 2012
Posts: 755
Location: Arlington, VA (Ballston)
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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And yet if he drinks alcohol that's fine, but smoke less-harmful pot and oh noes!!!111  |
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TimSkin
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Joined: 08 Oct 2010
Posts: 370
Location: MiddleONowhere, Iowa
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| Deadskins wrote: | | Cappster wrote: | | Actually, if you smoke it regularly, your body has an easier time disposing of the residue as it is used to ridding itself of the chemical already. Smoking it once usually takes longer as your body is not familiar with flushing the chemicals out of your body. |
That's just totally false. |
Even though this does seem like it would be totally false Deadskins it's very true. I used to work in a lab were people would come for drug tests and other types of medical testing through urine and blood samples. Not all but a very "high" percentage of constant smokers would have their nano-gram level below the cutoff level in 21-30 days and sometimes longer. However only about half of "one time" "weekend warriors" type smokers would claim they hadn't smoked in 2 months but they would still fail the test. The body gets used to breaking down certain chemicals after so long so hard core stoners can actually be cleaner than somebody who smokes here and there.
The NFL could have tested Fred 3 times like he claims and he would have pissed dirty but if he had indeed quit smoking then his nano gram level would have steadily gone down and the NFL would be able to tell if he had indeed quit smoking. We would have to see what the level is on all three tests and the dates which he took the test before we could truly tell what actually is going on. |
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Chris Luva Luva
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| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| Irn-Bru wrote: | | Chris Luva Luva wrote: | | Just give it some time. |
CLL . . . you're posting from the future again, aren't you? I thought I told you to stay away from Fios and his time machine. |
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langleyparkjoe
**LPJ**
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
Posts: 6010
Location: Langley Park, MD *Tick Tock*
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| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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| wish i had a j right now.. someone give me Fred or Trent's number, i know they stay wit da highest grades. |
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Mississippiskinsfan2
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Joined: 18 Jan 2012
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| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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| langleyparkjoe wrote: | | wish i had a j right now.. someone give me Fred or Trent's number, i know they stay wit da highest grades. |
I could of got you some at one time but then my bother got cought coming back from Texas with 50 and got 5 yrs for it . Then he started thinking it wasnt such a good idea to be doing that |
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langleyparkjoe
**LPJ**
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
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Location: Langley Park, MD *Tick Tock*
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| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Mississippiskinsfan2 wrote: | | Then he started thinking it wasnt such a good idea to be doing that |
funny how people always get smart "after" they get locked up. |
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rskin72
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Joined: 11 Mar 2012
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| ATX_Skins wrote: | | rskin72 wrote: | Thought we were pretty much done with this weed topic.....as far as I am concerned it would have been better if Davis would have just said something along lines of "Hey, I inhaled and got caught, and paid the price. It won't happen again".
I got popped on a piss test in the Navy a long, long time ago. I also claimed it was my first time smoking, when in reality I was pretty much constant smoker and had been since my teens. So....when I hear someone get caught at something, then say "well, it was my first time".....I am suspicious of that. On the positive side, I quite after that test....and have not smoked again mainly due to my job requirements. So, hopefully Davis and Williams have done the same.
To me, the past is just that....let's see what happens now. Hopefully Fred has done some maturing in his lifestyle.... |
and what exactly was the punishment?
It was one and done with us in the Marines. |
ATX....this was a LONG time ago....like '83. The Navy was just beginning to come to terms with the stoner age in the Navy after the jet crashed on the Nimitz. Believe it or not, I lost half month pay for 2 months, but nothing else. And....was promoted a week later to second class. Trust me that result would not happen in today's Navy.
And, I am not even going to speculate on this "Who's your Daddy" talk going on here..... |
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langleyparkjoe
**LPJ**
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
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Location: Langley Park, MD *Tick Tock*
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:00 am Post subject: |
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| rskin72 wrote: | | And, I am not even going to speculate on this "Who's your Daddy" talk going on here..... |
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