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Lawyer Joke (for JH)

Postby BossHog » Thu May 13, 2004 7:38 am

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.

"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree"

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have \a wife and SIX children with me

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

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Postby skinsfan1 » Thu May 13, 2004 9:45 am

OMG! That was funny BH.

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Postby Justice Hog » Thu May 13, 2004 5:26 pm

That was really good. Obviously, I have tons of lawyer jokes that I'm aware of. One of my favorites was always:

What's the difference between a porcupine and 2 lawyers in a Porsche ?

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The porcupine has pricks on the outside!

Anyone else wanna try their hand at this? I can take it!

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Postby Texas Hog » Fri May 14, 2004 9:04 am

What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?









The prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead!
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Postby JansenFan » Fri May 14, 2004 3:57 pm

Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?














skid marks in front of the dog!
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Postby Justice Hog » Fri May 14, 2004 4:21 pm

Okay, here's a few more for you:


#1
Q. What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?




A. Chelsea Clinton.


#2
Q. What do lawyers and sperm have in common?




A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


.....and finally:


#3
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?



A. Only the three I posted above. The rest are true stories.
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