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Postby hailskins666 » Sun May 23, 2004 8:48 pm

ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO i've seen the movie probably ten times. it makes me laugh just as hard now as it did the first time i saw it. i'm gonna have to get it on DVD. freaking insane and hillarious. while some of the skits were "paid off", there was no faking with some of the stuff. such as the golf cart wreck, the dump in the hardware toilet(and the premature dump that made the camera man puke), and most of all the yellow sno-cone..... gross. :puke: i know this movie is not some peoples cup of tea, but it made me laugh NONSTOP. the old men passed out on their scooters in traffic was TOO much. it's on showtime now.

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Postby redskincity » Sun May 23, 2004 9:29 pm

That movie is difinitely strange :lol:
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Postby hailskins666 » Sun May 23, 2004 9:46 pm

strange, screwed up, twisted, insane, stupid, the list goes on and on. but it is one of a kind, and probably will NEVER be duplicated. i couldn't stop laughing.
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Postby BossHog » Mon May 24, 2004 8:21 am

How do you turn it off once you start?

I never liked the show that much so I didn't think I'd like the movie much either... boy was I wrong...

HS... apparently you and I are the miscreants that this flik was designed for :shock:

How do you ever top the hardware store dump?
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Postby Texas Hog » Mon May 24, 2004 8:40 am

I haven't seen the movie...but look forward to it. The shows that I've seen crack me up. The one bit that I and my wife just cried laughing was the one where they ask the cabbie to help with the bag that contains the half-dressed midget.... ROTFALMAO

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Postby hailskins666 » Mon May 24, 2004 12:16 pm

HS... apparently you and I are the miscreants that this flik was designed for :shock:
i guess you just have to have a twisted sense of humor, which i think we both possess :up:
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Postby gibbsfan » Thu May 27, 2004 11:30 am

hailskins666 wrote:ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO i've seen the movie probably ten times. it makes me laugh just as hard now as it did the first time i saw it. i'm gonna have to get it on DVD. freaking insane and hillarious. while some of the skits were "paid off", there was no faking with some of the stuff. such as the golf cart wreck, the dump in the hardware toilet(and the premature dump that made the camera man puke), and most of all the yellow sno-cone..... gross. :puke: i know this movie is not some peoples cup of tea, but it made me laugh NONSTOP. the old men passed out on their scooters in traffic was TOO much. it's on showtime now.

NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART!!!!!!!


and the part when the guys jumped out of the tree in their underwear (the wedgy).and the old man going in the store stealing -stuffing things in his shirt. the whole deal was great.
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Postby BringThePain! » Thu May 27, 2004 11:35 am

:D the OLD men were some of the funniest parts..... the only part that made me shriek like a school girl.... was the parts were they started giving themselves papar cuts in between there toes and fingers, and Steve-O did it on his tongue...uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... I'm getting chills just thinking about it......
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Postby gambit187 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:09 pm

Did you see the part when two of the jack-ass guys dressed in all black fell thru the room and the people were working on there computers and then the big built black dude with dreads, jumped up and hauled ass. That was funny

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Postby hailskins666 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:35 pm

:lol: that guy wasn't waiting around to see what was going on, he got the freak outta there!
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Postby Chris Luva Luva » Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:01 pm

Did you see the part when two of the jack-ass guys dressed in all black fell thru the room and the people were working on there computers and then the big built black dude with dreads, jumped up and hauled ass. That was funny


LOL. Yea man that was the best. That skit simply confirmed the joke that all black comedians tell.
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Postby gambit187 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:36 pm

Hell yeah he left his laptop computer and everything. The funny thing is when he came back , how big and bulky he looked.

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Postby Justice Hog » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:54 am

I gotta tell ya, I just LOVED that movie!

My warped sense of humor is probably along the same lines as yours HS666 and Boss. After reading this thread, I just had to order the DVD so I could watch it over and over again.

I never really watched the show on T.V. because I didn't hear about it until right before it was cancelled. When I did watch it, the one stunt that cracked me up was when two guys were at a JAI LAI court with two players hurling oranges at them at speeds well over 100 mph! OUCH!

I kept thinking: (1) that's gotta hurt, and (2) what a bunch of idiots!

I was immediately hooked!

As for the movie, the hardware store dumper did it for me. Priceless.
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Postby Chris Luva Luva » Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:11 pm

As big as he was he look kind of "soft".... :lol:
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Postby gambit187 » Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:28 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:As big as he was he look kind of "soft".... :lol:


Umm i think i know what you mean by soft and yes he did look kinda of "soft", he reminded me of Carl Lewis in more ways then one. :lol:

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